The solid twatting of a ho's face by the bulbous bell-end belonging to an erect nob. It is either an act of intense passion and loving for the mushroomed one, or an act of anger at the dislike of an unagreeable technique used during oral sex. If the face is struck hard enough with the familiar mushroom shape of said bell-end, then a bruise will be left (see mushroom welt).
"Man that hussy was a fine piece of ass, but when she started using teeth down there, I had to pull out and give her a stern mushrooming."
by Mo'$ the 2nd June 5, 2005
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david ''who the fuck told you that?''
james ''oh, tom told me that!''
david ''well, tom is mushrooming you.''
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david ''well, tom is mushrooming you.''
by rainbowtiger July 25, 2017
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Also called mushroomin. Mushrooming is popular springtime activity amongst midwesterners (enthusiasts are also known as shroomers) where they traipse through heavily wooded areas in search of morel mushrooms. Mushrooms are harvested and taken home to be soaked in salt water to kill insect inhabitants, dredged in flour and fried.
Wanna go mushrooming?
We went mushroomin and found two 8 inchers.
Do you want to come to dinner? We found a mess of mushrooms.
We went mushroomin and found two 8 inchers.
Do you want to come to dinner? We found a mess of mushrooms.
by Your shoes get muddy December 27, 2016
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by Mushroom31 May 11, 2022
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In a business context, you might say, “The number of coffee shops in this area is mushrooming,” indicating a fast rise in that particular market.
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2. Drunken competition involving trying to see who can find the most circumcised guys in a night. Whether sleeping with them or just yanking down their trousers is the goal depends on house rules at the time. One notes sleeping with them distracts one from keeping an accurate running tally.
3. Game played in the dark, in which one participant attempts to identify others merely by the shape of their penises.
4. Actually going out to pick mushrooms, magic or otherwise. Asking clarification is advised if invited to go mushrooming.
2. Drunken competition involving trying to see who can find the most circumcised guys in a night. Whether sleeping with them or just yanking down their trousers is the goal depends on house rules at the time. One notes sleeping with them distracts one from keeping an accurate running tally.
3. Game played in the dark, in which one participant attempts to identify others merely by the shape of their penises.
4. Actually going out to pick mushrooms, magic or otherwise. Asking clarification is advised if invited to go mushrooming.
"Hey, we're drunk, we're bored, we're all here... let's go mushrooming!"
Sue liked going mushrooming, but she didn't like losing track of the guys she'd found.
Sue liked going mushrooming, but she didn't like losing track of the guys she'd found.
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Practices of Mushroomism require life dedication to The Almighty Covan of Mushroomity, consuming extortionate amounts of multiple mushroom types, or just simply extreme procrastination playing any form of Mario game.
Practices of Mushroomism require life dedication to The Almighty Covan of Mushroomity, consuming extortionate amounts of multiple mushroom types, or just simply extreme procrastination playing any form of Mario game.
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