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the act of swooshing around someone's balls in the your mouth after they dunked you in any sort of way. Which sounds like the murlocs from WoW (World of Warcraft),
Desly sure got around to murlocing a lot of black men last night. Gruurororulualo!
Murlocing by Ashesxxx October 8, 2012

Morlocking 

The process of using guile and cunning to attract members of the opposite sex to you who are far more attractive then yourself. The term is based on the race of devolved humans in H.G Wells' sci-fi fantasy The Time Machine, know as Morlocks, who live underground and on occasion climb to the surface to snatch one of the beautiful Eloi.

The term first appeared in conversation between Robert K Walker and Nicolas Costello in 2003 when pissed up on wine.
Nick- Emma is out tonight
Rob- Pfft. She's well out of your league
Nick- I know. She might need some Morlocking

Morlocking 

Missing school for an extended period of time and not completing any school work.
Omg that guy’s been smashed like 10 times this week and hasn’t been to school in the longest. Holy fuck, he’s morlocking.

Murdocking 

The act of masturbating in public secretly
-looking across the table- "Hunter, where you murdocking? "
Murdocking by Tadius March 12, 2012

Murdocking 

When a professor is holding your grades hostage.
Sally took her exam in anatomy and physiology last Tuesday. Today is Tuesday of the following week and her grades are still not posted. Her professor is murdocking her with her grades; poor Sally.
Murdocking by Gradepolice February 13, 2018
The act of cupping an individuals genitals in the palm of one's hand and proceeding to lap at them with your tongue while making a noise akin to that of a "Murloc" (A fictional amphibious creature from Blizzard's™ "World of Warcraft™"). The most accurate sound a human can make sounds a bit like "mlow mlow mlow mlow mlow!!!"
MLOW MLOW MLOW MLOW MLOW!!!
*lapping sounds*

"LOL, dude my girlfriend totally gave me a murlocing last night!"
Murlocing by Dave & Luke December 1, 2006
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A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
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