munzered

To be a a chronic one upper

I was telling my friend that I was having a bad day but he munzered me by telling me his dog died!

by Citozki October 31, 2013

munkered

Seriously messed up, broken, or damaged as if fuckered by monkeys.

"I'm sorry sir, but your car is completely munkered!"

by Dave, Carey, and Dan January 4, 2009

muntered

Inebriated, intoxicated or otherwise chemically inconvenienced. Often associated with the consumption of Ecstasy/MDMA, moreso in combination with other intoxicants

"Last night? Can't remember a thing. I was totally muntered!"

by Hamst0r August 6, 2003

Muntered

A person who has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or recreational drugs. Sometimes exhibiting unwelcome behaviour. Often associated with punk or anarchist subcultures. See Munter

1. Dave is so fucking muntered! We should put him in the recovery position.
2. Im going to get totally muntered on ketamine this weekend.

by Alex Cabb December 3, 2010

muntered, queen of the

One who reigns supreme over all fellow munters, the most trashed of trashed.

'She really is the queen of the muntered..'

by anon May 22, 2004

muntered

A state of chemical inconvenience, often involving ravers and goths.

Muntered - See "kweilo"

by Xifer May 2, 2004

muntered

The dangerous, heady combination of taking one too many E whilst drinking heavily.

When you're so high that eating something, smoking a joint or drinking water will be of no help whatsoever.

Can, of course apply to other drugs, usually speedy ones.

Havin' a good one?
I think so mate, but fuck me, am I muntered.

by dj_monged August 15, 2004