munkered 

Seriously messed up, broken, or damaged as if fuckered by monkeys.

"I'm sorry sir, but your car is completely munkered!"

munkered by Dave, Carey, and Dan January 4, 2009

Munkered 

Being extremely hungry

Bruv I am munkered right not

Munkered by Ig=jake_0701 June 9, 2019

Munkered 

When someone drinks WAY too much and loses the ability to form coherent sentences.

Person 1: how munkered are we getting tonight?
Person 2: were gonna be munkered in the bunker!

Munkered by Beau Begley April 8, 2025

munzered 

To be a a chronic one upper

I was telling my friend that I was having a bad day but he munzered me by telling me his dog died!

munzered by Citozki October 31, 2013

Menkered 

Sudden, partially expected discovery of trickery often uncovered by surprise or event

Comic: I was told I was going to feature here tonight

Club Manager: I have no idea who you are, you got Menkered

Menkered by Wasted Gas Money January 13, 2013

muntered 

Inebriated, intoxicated or otherwise chemically inconvenienced. Often associated with the consumption of Ecstasy/MDMA, moreso in combination with other intoxicants

"Last night? Can't remember a thing. I was totally muntered!"

muntered by Hamst0r August 6, 2003

Muntered 

A person who has consumed an excessive amount of alcohol or recreational drugs. Sometimes exhibiting unwelcome behaviour. Often associated with punk or anarchist subcultures. See Munter

1. Dave is so fucking muntered! We should put him in the recovery position.
2. Im going to get totally muntered on ketamine this weekend.

Muntered by Alex Cabb December 3, 2010