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ass mungler 

A man who tries to "accidentally" jam his dick in his girlfriends ass who is clearly not into anal. A derivative of hamburglar, except it applies to ass. An ass stealer, in short.
Dude, Jane slapped the shit out of RJ last night and then broke up with him. That lazy eyed ass mungler tried to jam in his 3" cock in her bong hole one too many times.
ass mungler by bumble dick July 12, 2010
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cock mungler 

A Male Or Female Who Likes To Suck A Fat Cock
Damn I cock mungler 24/7.

Tit Mungler 

The act of putting titties in and around your mouth, and or rubbing them around your genitals, while taking a shit. Technically for it to be a tit mungler you have to be taking the shit while in the act of doing the titty-rubbin. This may often result in poopy titties depending the situation. The shitting does not have to be done in a toilet, and is preferably done elsewhere.
"Last night Bryan wanted to tit mungler.. i full on let him but idk, it smelt so bad when he got done, some of his sludge dragon got on my titties.."
Tit Mungler by n.spizz February 11, 2009

Cock Mungler 

A cock mungler is a real jackass.
To mungle someones cock is to do something that just destroys them, like in a game.
To get your cock mungled would be to get destroyed, like in a game.
You may have to use various objects to mungle somones cock.
Like a gold fish, a packet of crayons a bucket of vasiline and a zippo lighter.
A true cock mungler can mungle someones cock with his barehands.
Dude I think that guy just mungled my cock!
Wow that guy is a total cock mungler.
Man I just mungled that guys cock.
Cock Mungler by Funny Joe. December 5, 2007

Foogle Mungler

1.)To become a homosexual Pedophile after violently gang banging a DILF.
2.) One who gives up his sexual profile to become a Homosexual Pedophile
3.)Liking New Found Glory making you a Homosexual Pedophile
1.) Dude 1"Sorry dude I can't go rapewith someones Dad tonight"
Dude2 "Why not?"
Dude1 "I'm a Homosexual Pedophile now"
2.) I'm sick of dead people, I think I'll go molest little children of the same sex at the park
3.)New Found Glory rocks! To bad I like little boys instead of ditzy blonde dads.
Foogle Mungler by Jordan February 4, 2003

Head Munger In Charge 

During the act of munging the HMIC is the participant whom delivers the blow to the mungee. The HMIC is also refered to as the driver of the cart during the act of electric munging
The Head Munger In Charge climbed on top of the tomb stone and jumped off and delivered such a blow that mung butter squirted with lethal force covering the entire graveyard.