A man who tries to "accidentally" jam his dick in his girlfriends ass who is clearly not into anal. A derivative of hamburglar, except it applies to ass. An ass stealer, in short.
Dude, Jane slapped the shit out of RJ last night and then broke up with him. That lazy eyed ass mungler tried to jam in his 3" cock in her bong hole one too many times.
by bumble dick July 12, 2010
by cockmungler 707 July 18, 2009
The act of putting titties in and around your mouth, and or rubbing them around your genitals, while taking a shit. Technically for it to be a tit mungler you have to be taking the shit while in the act of doing the titty-rubbin. This may often result in poopy titties depending the situation. The shitting does not have to be done in a toilet, and is preferably done elsewhere.
"Last night Bryan wanted to tit mungler.. i full on let him but idk, it smelt so bad when he got done, some of his sludge dragon got on my titties.."
by n.spizz February 11, 2009
A cock mungler is a real jackass.
To mungle someones cock is to do something that just destroys them, like in a game.
To get your cock mungled would be to get destroyed, like in a game.
You may have to use various objects to mungle somones cock.
Like a gold fish, a packet of crayons a bucket of vasiline and a zippo lighter.
A true cock mungler can mungle someones cock with his barehands.
To mungle someones cock is to do something that just destroys them, like in a game.
To get your cock mungled would be to get destroyed, like in a game.
You may have to use various objects to mungle somones cock.
Like a gold fish, a packet of crayons a bucket of vasiline and a zippo lighter.
A true cock mungler can mungle someones cock with his barehands.
Dude I think that guy just mungled my cock!
Wow that guy is a total cock mungler.
Man I just mungled that guys cock.
Wow that guy is a total cock mungler.
Man I just mungled that guys cock.
by Funny Joe. November 11, 2007
1.)To become a homosexual Pedophile after violently gang banging a DILF.
2.) One who gives up his sexual profile to become a Homosexual Pedophile
3.)Liking New Found Glory making you a Homosexual Pedophile
2.) One who gives up his sexual profile to become a Homosexual Pedophile
3.)Liking New Found Glory making you a Homosexual Pedophile
1.) Dude 1"Sorry dude I can't go rapewith someones Dad tonight"
Dude2 "Why not?"
Dude1 "I'm a Homosexual Pedophile now"
2.) I'm sick of dead people, I think I'll go molest little children of the same sex at the park
3.)New Found Glory rocks! To bad I like little boys instead of ditzy blonde dads.
Dude2 "Why not?"
Dude1 "I'm a Homosexual Pedophile now"
2.) I'm sick of dead people, I think I'll go molest little children of the same sex at the park
3.)New Found Glory rocks! To bad I like little boys instead of ditzy blonde dads.
by Jordan February 5, 2003
sucking the maggots and dead body juices from a corpse and spitting it back in the body and fucking it after.
by maddie cocks July 18, 2020