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mystic mungis 

A sacred and most powerful force that has been the subject of both obsession and consternation for those seeking to obtain it. While much is still unknown about the mystic mungis, one certainty is its power to defeat the notorious Frogs form of Sephiroth, an attribute that many have gleaned as the reasoning behind the use of cybernetic turtles from the future in the quest for its acquisition.
mystic mungis by Dr. Prof. Expert November 30, 2016
Verb
The act of getting the "Munchies" through drinking alcohol.
Dude, I got the Munkies hella bad last night after going 23 deep.
Munkies by The drunks August 13, 2009

Mungfest 

A large gathering of disturbed individuals to perform a mass munging. Either a large crowd of bystanders or a full graveyard raid.
Bryson: Do you want to go to Lamar's tonight?

Giblin: I can't. I got invited to go munging with BSrite.

Bryson: Oh yeah! I forgot, so did I.

Giblin: It's going to be Mungfest '10!
Mungfest by jthunders January 9, 2010

mungiejumping 

This is a mung assualt that should only be attempted by professionals. This takes a great deal of preparation and safety measures. Helmet is recommended while attempting this highflying munging attack. This is where a munger either jumps from a high structure, preferably a bridge, and strategically places the victim on a surface where this fantastic feat can be accomplished. One will then strap on the mungie cords and propell him or herself over the edge towards the tasty victim's rotten, but scrumptious vagina. Your partner will hold the victim prior to the moment of impact. Once the impact is inevitable, your partner will place his/her mouth over the waiting vagina. POW!!! Taste your sweet success and have fun while doing it.
1. Sorry mom, I can't go to my little brother's baseball game, I had a prior engagement to go mungie jumping with Tommy.

2. I went to Johnny's funeral. He died from a horrific mungiejumping accident. (he was not wearing a helmet)

mungie cake  

A mungie cake is a derogotory term that Canadians of European descent use to describe:

1. Canadians of mixed ethnic heritage who lack a single, pure ethnic identity

2. The first-generation born children of European-born parents who have completely assimilated or blended into the general cultural landscape of Canada.

Those unaware or so far removed from their European cultural and ethnic heritage are also referred to as a mungie or a caker for short.

The term is derived from the Italian word "manga" which denotes a "plain white sponge cake".
That guy is such an ignorant mungie cake.

That mungie cake wouldn't know good food if it hit him in the face.
mungie cake by Hajduk October 22, 2007
A religion where the mungis people are devoted to voting out the imposter.
The father of mungis is Bitzel Blockington, the son of mungis is JesusGaming_YT, and the holy spirit of mungis is Steve from Minecraft.
"I am a man that believes in mungis."

"mungis"
Mungis by wacky08 March 3, 2021