mungbean

when two guys find a dead chick and one puts his mouth over her pussy and the other jumps on her stomach and it is what come out

Go eat a mungbean!

by Anonymous May 12, 2003

mongbean

Its a rather large and green vegetable which is gown in the African Continent

Similar to a marrow Looks the same as a mongbean

by J.V.what u mean NO January 19, 2007

Mung Bean

That annoying person you cant really engage with who is a bit low on social intellegence. Usually a work collegue who likes to tell you meaningless stuff you don't care about. Cause to you they are a mung bean.

They kind of just sit there on the salad to add bulk, but no real substance. Sure they are okay, but they don't do much for you, and you don't usually seek out to put it on your salad. They aren't even that tasty. It is just a mung bean.

Who is your mung bean at work?

Rachel is. I have nothing in common with her and she sits at my desk for half an hour telling me about her weekend and giggling.

by oracleoflife March 14, 2010

Mung bean

Australian slang; a hippy or generally soft 'unmanly' kinda bloke.

"you dont eat meat do ya mung bean?"

"a mung bean wouldnt last 2 minutes working out a farm"

by andthony6969 October 10, 2008

mung bean

An ignorant person or person of low intelligence. (mental capacity of a mung bean)

Those mung beans who sit in their cars for two hours each way to work should stop complaining and catch a train.

by Matt Bowden January 2, 2006

mongbean

A person who is being particularly idiotic. Can also be used to describe someone whose behaviour is generally deemed ‘not okay’.

Almost always preceded by either the word ‘absolute’ or ‘complete’.

No one cares, you absolute mongbean!

by runnerbean November 9, 2021

mongbean

slick sexy salesman...or more commonly known as cheesepuff

at the end of the evening he became a sexy mongbean

by Lady K October 19, 2003