mumting
“Bro, do you want to go to Egypt? they have some crazy mumting sites like Cleopatra,” said the kid with Asperger’s
mumting by Mummy Enthusiast March 18, 2024
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mutting it by Atyourdadhouse September 21, 2017
cock muting
When some dumb bitch won't shut the fuck up so you are forced to lodge your cock in her fucking mouth to shut her the fuck up.
I love cock muting Tina because she never shuts her fucking cock sucker. What a stupid bitch. Shut the fuck up Tina!!
cock muting by Johnny Chinslappin November 11, 2007
Palm Muting
a method to dampen loud orgamsic screams during sex.
When you place you place the palm of your hand on your girlfriends mouth to keep her loud orgasmic screams down so that no one can hear her in the other dorm rooms!
When you place you place the palm of your hand on your girlfriends mouth to keep her loud orgasmic screams down so that no one can hear her in the other dorm rooms!
Dude one: "boring night?" Dude two: "no man got laid!" Dude one: "I didn't hear a thing?" Dude two: "ya nasty loud, I thought nothing could dampen her enthusiasm, I had to use some palm muting to keep it down!" Dude one: "awesome!"
Palm Muting by Sambiase January 10, 2014
Mutting it
her: ugh i wish someone can get me a cup of water
him: (gives cup of water)
her: nah pour some more in it i like a lot
him: now you just mutting it
him: (gives cup of water)
her: nah pour some more in it i like a lot
him: now you just mutting it
Mutting it by mytoiletbroke February 26, 2020
your muming
Your muming is an urban game played from a vehicle. Usuall directed at chavs, townies or any group of yobish youths; your muming is a chance to return some abuse.
Whilst driving past a large group of the above mentioned sub-human species, the driver should slow down, and a passenger in the rear should roll the window down, and in a pretenscious snobbish voice shout "I say old chap, Your mum" at which point the driver will accelerate and depart quickly.
Your muming is an entertaining game, however participants should never conduct this activity in their own area, or else retribution may follow (If they can spell retribution that is) Please note this activity is only to be conducted against people who deserve it, attacking random members of the publinc in this manner will have you branded as low class chav scum
Whilst driving past a large group of the above mentioned sub-human species, the driver should slow down, and a passenger in the rear should roll the window down, and in a pretenscious snobbish voice shout "I say old chap, Your mum" at which point the driver will accelerate and depart quickly.
Your muming is an entertaining game, however participants should never conduct this activity in their own area, or else retribution may follow (If they can spell retribution that is) Please note this activity is only to be conducted against people who deserve it, attacking random members of the publinc in this manner will have you branded as low class chav scum
your muming by Huggie Monster December 28, 2005