by benji haynes June 05, 2005

A little shit with ass-hair on their forehead who screams at night to mate the oof. It makes a oof sound whenever it gets ass-hair tendensies.
by Lmaomygaypal October 08, 2020

Like ageing but totally irrelevant to age. Just the effects of motherhood. I.e (back pain) (memory loss) (sleeplessness) (constipation)
by Gem-stone September 26, 2019

Pronounced: (Mū-mhm)
Part Of Speech: Adj.
Definition:
Slang term for white people often used by African Americans.
Synonyms: Whitey, Cracker, Sour Cream.
Antonyms: Nigger, Blackie, Obsidian Face.
Part Of Speech: Adj.
Definition:
Slang term for white people often used by African Americans.
Synonyms: Whitey, Cracker, Sour Cream.
Antonyms: Nigger, Blackie, Obsidian Face.
Black Guy 1: "Yo man look at dat nigga ova dere!!!"
Black Guy 2: "Yo, dat mume be fukkin crayzeeeeeeee@@"
Mume: "HEY!!! I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!!!"
Both Black Men Together: "Fugg you..."
Black Guy 2: "Yo, dat mume be fukkin crayzeeeeeeee@@"
Mume: "HEY!!! I TAKE OFFENSE TO THAT!!!"
Both Black Men Together: "Fugg you..."
by AnguisMortem March 03, 2011

Your muming is an urban game played from a vehicle. Usuall directed at chavs, townies or any group of yobish youths; your muming is a chance to return some abuse.
Whilst driving past a large group of the above mentioned sub-human species, the driver should slow down, and a passenger in the rear should roll the window down, and in a pretenscious snobbish voice shout "I say old chap, Your mum" at which point the driver will accelerate and depart quickly.
Your muming is an entertaining game, however participants should never conduct this activity in their own area, or else retribution may follow (If they can spell retribution that is) Please note this activity is only to be conducted against people who deserve it, attacking random members of the publinc in this manner will have you branded as low class chav scum
Whilst driving past a large group of the above mentioned sub-human species, the driver should slow down, and a passenger in the rear should roll the window down, and in a pretenscious snobbish voice shout "I say old chap, Your mum" at which point the driver will accelerate and depart quickly.
Your muming is an entertaining game, however participants should never conduct this activity in their own area, or else retribution may follow (If they can spell retribution that is) Please note this activity is only to be conducted against people who deserve it, attacking random members of the publinc in this manner will have you branded as low class chav scum
by Huggie Monster December 28, 2005

by Mumedzy October 07, 2022

by bucketsss January 30, 2017
