Muming

Like ageing but totally irrelevant to age. Just the effects of motherhood. I.e (back pain) (memory loss) (sleeplessness) (constipation)

Look at us muming away, I can’t even run fast anymore.

by Gem-stone September 26, 2019

muming

this is where one attempts to screw a mother

urgh i saw that kid down the road MUMING his own mum it was filth

by benji haynes June 5, 2005

muming

when you are listening to a song and only know half the words so you sing and hum at the same time.

i was listening to a rap song and started muming because the rap was to fast.

by bucketsss January 30, 2017

your muming

Your muming is an urban game played from a vehicle. Usuall directed at chavs, townies or any group of yobish youths; your muming is a chance to return some abuse.

Whilst driving past a large group of the above mentioned sub-human species, the driver should slow down, and a passenger in the rear should roll the window down, and in a pretenscious snobbish voice shout "I say old chap, Your mum" at which point the driver will accelerate and depart quickly.

Your muming is an entertaining game, however participants should never conduct this activity in their own area, or else retribution may follow (If they can spell retribution that is) Please note this activity is only to be conducted against people who deserve it, attacking random members of the publinc in this manner will have you branded as low class chav scum

Your Muming: an activity for abusing people from a vehicle. But only people who deserve it.

by Huggie Monster December 28, 2005

Muxingzi

Female; an adorable, yet mad Chinese girl who looks like a potato and behaves like a wild puppy.

She was very Muxingzi today.
Look at her, what a Muxingzi she is!!!

by ufo007 September 14, 2016

Toilet Musing

The act of taking time on the toilet to reflect on life and its various aspects.

Hey bro, you were in there for awhile. Is everything alright?

Oh sorry, I was just toilet musing.

by Mikekim93 February 24, 2011

Mumina

The most kindest, smartest, funniest, and prettiest person you will meet is a Mumina. She will do anything for anyone she loves. She may look super nice on the outside, but she can be super aggressive. Her preaches are everything, so whenever a Mumina gives you advice, she's most likely in the right.

Another Person: Omg Mumina is so nice!

Me: You would not say that if you were me.

by 💗Kareem 💗 October 8, 2018