multitap 

Noun. A polygamous relationship, generally within the same circle of friends.

Verb. To be involved in a multitap.

I always thought that Curtis and Lauren were pretty conservative, but it turns out they've been multitapping with their roommates for years.

multitap by z-flo April 23, 2009

Multitap 

A 4 port Controller for Playstation 1 or 2 with those memory slots in it. other than that its usually a retarded kid at a game store who complains.

Paul:I am not a multitap just because i'm a pain in the ass!

Multitap by Networkingyuppy August 30, 2005

multitasting 

The practice of mixing odd flavors in the mouth simultaneously. Some examples of multitasting include eating a piece of citrus fruit too soon after brushing one's teeth, taking a hit off a beer while also chewing gum, or sucking on a breath mint while eating a wasabi-laden sushi roll.

While it is most often a manifestation of absent-mindedness, multitasting has also been deliberately practiced by people who 'just don't give a fuck.' These brave intentional multitasters have inspired humanity for generations innumerable. Kneel before Zod!

Did you see that chick? She just popped a piece of gum in her mouth, chewed it like three times, and then downed half a diet soda. And now...I think...yes!...she's back to chewing the gum! What is this fucktardation?

That's called multitasting, and it is rather odd. But did you know that both the chewing gum and the soda contain a chemical poison called aspartame, which should never have been approved by the FDA?

No, do tell!

Well, it just so happens that Aspartame was passed despite FDA scientists' disapproval by none other than douche nozzle extraordinaire, Donald Rumsfeld.

According to a G.D. Searle's salesperson, Patty WoodAllott, Donald Rumsfeld stated "he would call in all his markers and that no matter what, he would see to it that aspartame be approved this year."

An interview with consumer attorney Jim Turner revealed how Donald Rumsfeld "called in his markers" as part of Reagan's transition team in 1981. This is why G.D. Searle felt compelled to reapply for aspartame's approval one day after Reagan's inauguration.

This is despite rejection of aspartame over brain tumors.

What a bunch of sweethearts, huh? I wish asshats Rumsfeld and that stupid band 311 would all go die in a fire.

multitasting by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 22, 2010

multitasking 

A polite way of telling someone you haven't heard a word they said. Commonly used on long conference calls, when the speaker is monotonous, boring, or couldn't make a point of one were drawn for them.

Joe: "Blah, blah corporate office blah, blah, leverage proactively blah, blah human capital and grade-A synergy, blah, blah. Do you agree, Jim?"

Jim: "I'm sorry, Joe, I was multitasking, can you repeat that?"

multitasking by workinglate February 8, 2007

Facebook Multitasking

The ability of some to change their facebook status, comment on someone else's status, like/dislike someone's status, add a photo, add to someone's wall, etc. on more than one electronic device at a time.

Dad: Where's your mom?

Tristan: She's on the computer, again. Changing her status or something.

Dad: I thought she was on her cell phone?

Tristan: She is...the computer, the cellular, her tablet. She's facebook multitasking.

Facebook Multitasking by skyzza November 27, 2011

Multi-tap 

First generation texting software.
Very annoying, because you have to click the buttons really a lot. e.g. 3 times the 2 for a C, 2 times the 3 for an E.
T9 makes texting a lot easier, although a lot of people turn off their T9 and use Multi-tap all the time.

See also:

T9

Swype

Blindtype

A: My phone is giving me all these funny words!!

B: Go back to Multi-tap then, you big nerd.

Multi-tap by Milanifan October 18, 2010

multitastic 

A state of being, a truly affluent individual can reach. An individual who is capable of engaging in various activities constantly at one time. Not to be confused with multi-tasking, as multi-tasking is merely the ability to engage in various activities but not become part of these activities.

"Thuy, Nick is multitastic. Why can't you be more like him?"

multitastic by NickEG December 29, 2007