2 definitions by skyzza

The ability of some to change their facebook status, comment on someone else's status, like/dislike someone's status, add a photo, add to someone's wall, etc. on more than one electronic device at a time.
Dad: Where's your mom?

Tristan: She's on the computer, again. Changing her status or something.

Dad: I thought she was on her cell phone?

Tristan: She is...the computer, the cellular, her tablet. She's facebook multitasking.
by skyzza November 27, 2011
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Saving a bowel movement so that you can take care of your business while on the clock.
Mike: Hey...where'd Derek go? I told him to clean this mess up an hour ago.

Randy: You forget...it's Monday, 8:00.

Mike: Oh, that's right. He saves up all weekend for a company shit.
by skyzza November 13, 2011
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