mitchhole

An abnormally large gaping asshole. An abnormally of the universe.

Friend1: Dude!! I finally slept with Sandra last night! When I spread her butt cheeks, her asshole was humongous and smelly!!.... friend2: you mean she had a mitchhole..... friend1:" yes you're right.... she had a mitchhole.

by Ytraineveryday December 8, 2017

Mitchelle

Mitchelle is Hebrew for "Gift from God"......she's really pretty like downright fine with an amazing smile that can arrest you...She's smart and not to mention extremely talented...vocally. She is so caring, an animal lover, has a great sense of humor and is very colourful in persoonality...What stands out about her is that she loves with the love of the Saviour...she's a really warm person is always there when you need her. She's ready to face anything alongside you...She takes good care of you and is always praying for you...but most of all She's God fearing...loves the Lord with her all...

Guy1: Dude, do you have a Mitchelle in your life
Guy2: Nah bruh why?
Guy1: Trust me you need to get yourself one now
Guy2: Aight man cool

by PrinceCharmingJaty August 20, 2017

Billy Mitchelled

to submit sketchy vague details claiming a record (set in private) while usurping a legitimate record set in public only moments before, therefor belittling the legitimate record holder. (in reference to Billy Mitchell in the movie King of Kong)

Wow I just got Billy Mitchelled, my Donkey Kong record was up for about 5 minutes before that dude showed that lame, fuzzy video tape that beat my record.

by dmozealous January 7, 2011

mulchhole

a nother way of describing the female private parts

hows you mulchhole today

by requesta August 18, 2009

Phil Mitchelled

A state of extreme self induced intoxication often caused by large volumes of alcohol and/or illegal substances.

Tonight lads, lets get Phil Mitchelled

by Superfical Snail January 3, 2017

mathhole

The person who knows everything in your math class, but doesn't really care/want to be there. This person will usually sit in the back of the class shouting out answers whenever they please. These answers, unfortunately, are usually right. This not only frustrates the teacher, but the other students in the classroom because they are stripped of their chance to figure out the answer. Mathhole’s are known for being characteristically loud. They find amusement in other students common struggles with basic mathematic principles because they find them so easy. Although other students in the may find the mathhole bothersome, there is no denying that they do indeed know exactly what they are talking about.

Teacher: Okay class, plug this in your calculator and tell me the answer to (insert complicated mathematical equation here)

Mathhole: Pff! Easy! The asnwer's ln9 over ln4.

Teacher: Jimmy, please give the other students a chance!

Mathhole: It's not my fault everyone is slow!

Other Student: God, that Jimmy is such a mathhole!

by alexkwassakwassa January 13, 2010

Mitchelled

The act of having your day (or life) totally wrecked by another person (especially Mitchells)

Jeremy: "Hey I heard that Mitchell shat on your rug."

Todd: Yeah he fucking mitchelled me

by ihatemitchell69420 December 11, 2020