Mugabe Makeover

The act of negative change upon any once beautiful and prosperous country. This applies most proximately to the nation of Zimbabwe. Mugabe Makeovers are currently occuring in several world nations and can usually be detected by failiure of agriculture and monetary value as well as the appearace of Cholera.

Wow! Harare had a great airport 25 years ago, but thanks to the Mugabe Makeover, it's like landing in Mogadishu.

Mugabe Makeover by Saiga12 May 3, 2011

Mugabe Money 

Used to describe something worthless. It is a reference to hyper-inflation in Zimbabwe where money is virtually worthless because of Robert Mugabe's policies.

Your shitty car isn't worth Mugabe money!

Mugabe Money by Earl Barrett December 20, 2008

Mugabe's Moustache 

A well trimmed amount of pubic hair resting above the lips of an old cunt.

"Your Gran has pubic hair like Mugabe's Moustache, well trimmed and on an old cunt"

Mugabe's Moustache by miss_steak August 6, 2008

Mugabe rape

A frozen banana in a condom is inserted into the anus whilst flowering the recipient with strawberries and cumming in their face

You see that whore over there?
yeah?
I mugabe raped her
I want Mugabe rape

Mugabe rape by MoWlEmAn April 11, 2010

Always Defending Mugabe 

A joke made by English comedian Jack Whitehall. After seeing Robert Mugabe being interviewed, it is said that Whitehall's father errupted at the television stating that Mugabe was 'an odious c*nt'.
His Mother then spins round from the kitchen sink and screams for him to shut up and 'NEVER..EVER use that language infront of his children!' to which his Father repies:

'That's just TYPICAL of you Hilary.. ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE'.

To be used when some one has missed the point of a person's rant or explosion of explict language or just when some one has expressed controversial or offensive opinions.

Thats just TYPICAL of you, Hilary... ALWAYS DEFENDING MUGABE

Always Defending Mugabe by Shamumofo August 7, 2011

presedent mugabe 

The sexual act of spraying a liquid turd on your girlfriends or gimps face, ripping out some of your pubic hair and carefully placing it under their top lip with your thumb.

if you wake one morning smelling like shit and you look in the mirror only to see presedent mugabe staring back at you with a starteled look in his eyes, then you'd wish you were abraham lincoln.

presedent mugabe by iris2bu December 27, 2009

White Mugabe 

Used to describe a person in business who is difficult to pin down as they are always busy getting things done.

"Will Alan from accounts be joining? He was due to present the Q3 forecasts in this meeting."
"Doubt it. That guy's a White Mugabe."

White Mugabe by Chris Resting Windypops Kramer September 22, 2016