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mufficure

To have your muff tamed by a professional such as one who would would have a pedicure or manicure. There are various ways of taming the muff - professional shave, wax, tweeze, colour job - the professional creates a unique style for each individual muff.
Today I went to the esthetician for a mufficure.
by Kendall Farrell December 7, 2006
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muffivore

someone who loves eating pussy; an expert at the art of cunnilingus
He's a complete muffivore, he goes down on me every chance he gets.
by claudel October 3, 2009
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Mufficated

When you go down on a girl who is unshaven and you cannot breath due to pubic hairs up your nose.
Her bush need to be trimmed. While I was going down town the bitch almost mufficated me!
by Dill-pickle February 25, 2009
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Mufficate

To suffocate someone/something with female genitalier by covereing the nose and mouth.

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used as an insult :
'watch it mate or ill mufficate you!'

perverts dream (davo):
'I wanna die by muffication'

a put down :
'Your not worthy of me, only of being mufficated'
by ShotgunDave July 15, 2007
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mufficide

involuntary homicide caused by a shaven vagina that suffocated a sexual partner.
“I've seen this happen before - it's just a simple case of genital asphyxiation or mufficide.”
by Snoopy4321 October 24, 2018
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