muffivore

someone who loves eating pussy; an expert at the art of cunnilingus

He's a complete muffivore, he goes down on me every chance he gets.

by claudel October 3, 2009

mufficure

To have your muff tamed by a professional such as one who would would have a pedicure or manicure. There are various ways of taming the muff - professional shave, wax, tweeze, colour job - the professional creates a unique style for each individual muff.

Today I went to the esthetician for a mufficure.

by Kendall Farrell December 7, 2006