muffdog

The act of having a mans penis sandwiched between 2 vaginas

Ohh man I had the tightest muffdog last night with these two chicks. It was bodacious

by D-D-D October 20, 2008

muffdoctor

A gynecologist.

She goes to the muffdoctor periodically for preventing health problems.

by potatoninja July 24, 2017

muffdoctor

Muffdoctor refers to a muff specialist, meaning the good muff doctor takes a look down there and gives the muff owner a diagnosis

I'm a Muffdoctor and I'm going to have a look down there at your muff to see what the problem is. oh! you have herpes!

by EHG May 24, 2008

Muffdodger

Any man or woman who refuses a job or responsibility given to them by a woman by sexist objection.

I'm not working for some woman.

You are such a muffdodger.

by shyluck November 18, 2009

Murfdogg

A Murfdogg is usually the life of the party. Always funny, but some people cannot handle the honesty of a Murfdogg. A Murfdogg will always be there for you, but he might bang your mom or your sister or both at the same time. Murfdogg's are very intelligent, and will definitely call you out on any bullshit. They cannot dance, and although alcohol fuels the confidence of a Murfdogg, the moves do not improve. MurfDogg loves women, especially blondes, brunettes, and redheads. Women with other hair colors are also acceptable to a Murfdogg.

"Stephanie tried to tell me some bullshit story, but I went full Murfdogg and called her ass out."

"Murfdogg was totally there for me when I needed help, but why was he was with my little sister when I called him?"

"Steven turned on the Murfdogg charm at the party last night. He had everyone laughing, and the ladies definitely took notice."

by WhoopThereImNot January 21, 2017

Muff dog

An ugly oak(jeppe boy) thats gets no chicks and no friends and he muffs dogs

That jeppe boy is all alone with his dog he must be a muff dog

by Hate jeppe fag January 3, 2019