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A domesticated hybrid animal that is infertile. Often found on the Xbox or wetting themselves over the dutch football team, Muels are world renown for there stubborn attitudes and love of Grass.
"Muel why didn't you stay at training?"
"I don't care what you think!"
"Thats it Muel pain time"
(sounds of a muel getting smashed0
Muel by mueltruth October 27, 2008
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A muel, being both a tool and a way of holding the tool can be best described as "a tool meant to be held." It started appearing inland and can be found "only locally," usually in use or "in hand" as Muelists refer to their use as.
Harriet, while busy scalloping potatoes, called out to her husband through the kitchen shutters. Muelling away Harry stopped muelling his stern and replied to his wife that he was just finishing up the stern and should be inside for the scalloped potatoes just as soon as they were done.
Muel by adamsadams February 13, 2008
A domesticated hybrid animal that is infertile. Often found on the Xbox or wetting themselves over the dutch football team, Muels are world renown for there stubborn attitudes and love of Grass.
"Muel why didn't you stay at training?"
"I don't care what you think!"
"Thats it Muel pain time"
(sounds of a muel getting smashed0
Muel by mueltruth October 27, 2008
A ketamine addicted squirrel who owns a magic carpet
“Look at that muel in the tree, he looks absolutely buzzing”
Muel by Rnoonnn October 4, 2023

Kick a Muel Day 

April 16. Every year, farmers, townsfolk, and all alike travel to the center of town with the best looking mule in town. They all form a line to kick it.
“Hey, are you going to kick a muel day festival today?”

“You bet your ass I am!”

Muelleresque 

An adjective describing a deliberate, unhurried and exacting focus such as that demonstrated by Special Counsel Robert Mueller.
The Muelleresque ballet unfolds in stark contrast to the ham-footed bungledance of the Simpleton in Chief.
Muelleresque by Dr Bunnygirl July 30, 2018
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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