muelch

/myoolCH/

noun

1. A loose blend of marijuana and tobacco

2. A spliff

verb

1. Blending marijuana and tobacco

2. The combined activities of rolling and smoking a spliff

3. The lone activity of rolling a spliff

-NOT the lone activity of smoking a previously rolled spliff mueltz

I'm about to muelch a muelch with this muelch I just muelched,

by Belvis the Pig June 2, 2014

mulchmaxxing

the process of eating an extensive amount of mulch. this raises your life span by 2 days

i am a soilpilled mulchmaxxing sister of the loam.

by mulching November 7, 2023

Muench

An exceedingly large penis.

That mule is hung like a Muench.

by Imsparticus October 22, 2019

mulch chucker

A racial slur for Hispanics because of the common occupation of landscaping. But also sometimes used to make fun of a landscaper the same way grease monkey is used to make fun of mechanics.

Asshole:"Speak English you fucking mulch chuckers"
Landscaper: "Actually I'm bi-lingual asshole and nobody was talking to you so what the fuck do you care? Now get the fuck out of here before I rip you four extra assholes with my pitch fork!"

by Irving Fryer July 10, 2010

harry melcher

when a women lets all of her pubic hair grow except shaving only the landing strip.

My tongue went down from her navel only to revel a harry melcher, almost like a path through the woods.

by doublebboozebag February 19, 2010

mulchhole

a nother way of describing the female private parts

hows you mulchhole today

by requesta August 18, 2009

Melchor

Also see El Mero Mero.
A Melchor is a Mexicano Chingon. A Bad Ass Mexican.

Nate Diaz is a Melchor.

by pseudonym41 December 20, 2016