muddlehammer 

A Muddlehammer is a PERFECT person. This name is used as a nickname. This person is so perfect, that if your name is Dawson ( search it up on Urban Dictionary ) , you are more perfect than anyone with the name Dawson. If your nickname is Muddlehammer, you also attract girls LIKE A MAGNET.

Muddlehammer ( using the nickname ) gets all the girls.

muddlehammer by LimpingBooty March 4, 2019

muddhammer 

A bull queer

I always made sure to stay out of prison for fear I would fall victim to one of the many muddhammers in the shower

muddhammer by Fornicater January 11, 2014