Mutehammer

The design or aesthetic qualities of something that are coloured in muted, dull and drab tones, where they should be bright and inviting.

The stuff in the arts and crafts stall seems to have all been hit by the mutehammer; it’s boring as hell.

by CallumFoster December 5, 2020

muddhammer

A bull queer

I always made sure to stay out of prison for fear I would fall victim to one of the many muddhammers in the shower

by Fornicater January 11, 2014

mudhammer

The penis of a straight guy who prefers to fuck unkempt butts.

"Last night I gave the wife the ol' mudhammer."

"That stupid whore can suck my mudhammer."

by Squeaked Moose October 18, 2011

Muhammer

they are super rare human beings. Even when they are not showing it, they are one of the kindest human beings alive plus they will kick your ass in Mortal Kombat!!!

"He, I am gonna play MK tonight at Muhammers place."

"have fun getting your ass kicked pal!"

by LeaveMeBEEE November 22, 2021