mud tracks
Fucking person when I was in 3rd grade ruined my digimon book and had mud tracks causing more reason for her to be disliked/made fun of.
mud tracks by Ruined Digimon book October 21, 2011
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mud tracker
when a white person brings black people along with them to a party where the black people are not wanted
mud tracker by Clayton Bigsbie August 13, 2007
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Mississippi mud track
The act of rubbing your ass across your partners face during intercourse and leaving a Mississippi mud track.
Damn boy, I hooked up with this bitch last night, bitch would not stop screaming so I gave that bitch a Mississippi mud track.
Mississippi mud track by physiqz March 20, 2010
mud-tracking
When you fuck a girl, or man, in the anus, take out your poo covered dick, and wipe it down her spine, leaving a brown line.
Hey, tell your mom to eat more meat and less vegatables. I was mud-tracking her the other day and the shit on her back was green.
mud-tracking by LuchadorMann December 16, 2006
New Jersey Mud Track
When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.
Hey! How was your Track-meet?
It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.
Damnit.
It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.
Damnit.
New Jersey Mud Track by nicklebacksucks77 September 12, 2021
Mud track
Mud track by Mashpee Sal December 16, 2023
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