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When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.
Hey! How was your Track-meet?

It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.

Damnit.
by nicklebacksucks77 September 13, 2021
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Porpy (verb.) Means your a fat stupid virgin. If you are called a porpy, it means your ugly and fat and should die.
(Daniel: hey man, alan talks about playing rust all the time.) (Jerry: yeah he’s hella porpy)
by nicklebacksucks77 November 7, 2020
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