Porpy (verb.) Means your a fat stupid virgin. If you are called a porpy, it means your ugly and fat and should die.
by nicklebacksucks77 November 07, 2020
When you run around a track with your cock flopping up and down while a jar of peanut butter hangs from a string into your asshole paints the track brown.
Hey! How was your Track-meet?
It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.
Damnit.
It was terrible, our fastest runner Parker pulled a New Jersey Mud Track and ruined our whole game.
Damnit.
by nicklebacksucks77 September 13, 2021