mud pickle

a turd. so called due to its shape and color.

I dropped a mud pickle or 2 into the hole before burying it.

Elaine hates walking her dog because she always has to pick up his mud pickles.

mud pickle by masochistmonkeyjoe November 14, 2007

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Minnesota Mud Pickle

To fill a condom with shit, freeze it, and proceede to use it as a dildo.

I gave Sarah a taste of that 'ole Minnesota mud pickle last night.

Minnesota Mud Pickle by Ode to Father Brick September 2, 2009

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Mud Pickling

The act of leaving your penis inside of an Anus overnight achieving a pickling effect on your penis.

1. I enjoy fishing, small model painting and mud pickling on occasion.

2. When I'm done mud pickling my dick is to water logged to function.

Mud Pickling by Will Atlas September 9, 2023

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texas mudsickle

when your almost to orgasm when having sex with a girl and you put your wang in her poop shoot one time and "bust" in her mouth.

That girl puked after being surprised with a texas mudsickle.

texas mudsickle by Class2002aew August 29, 2006

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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