Macphilia

Someone who is a diddy blud with a small penis. If your friend ever seems predatory, call them a Macphilia.

Basil Helmick: Bro stop touching me You’re being a macphilia

Me: Sybau

by helmickhouse21416769 December 12, 2025

mucophilia

Another word for sneeze fetish. A sexual attraction to sneezing.

Person 1: "Hey dude have any weird kinks or creepy stuff?"
Person 2: "Just mucophilia"
Person 1: "You what mate"
Person 1: *sneezes*
Person 2: "Hot"

by theresmybutt March 6, 2017

Mazophilia

Basically a really fancy name for something most straight guys, and some girls have; a fetish for boobs. Mazophilia is the clinical term for when any particular person is sexually stimulated by female breasts, and is probably one of the most universal fetishes among straight men and teenage boys.

Nurse with cleavage: "our test results show you have an extreme case of Mazophilia"
Patient:"huh?"

by Antedeluviant January 20, 2016

Macrophilia

A sexual fetish relating to being shrunk or being around a giant(ess). Macrophiliacs get a sexual thrill from the idea of being at the mercy of either a gentle or violent giantess. This fetish is linked with fetishes of being eaten, being squashed under the giantess' foot or butt, worshipping the giantess to having her go on a rampage.

Ever since John was a kid he drew pictures of giant women. Now that he is older he searches "giantess" on youtube. John has macrophilia.

by Delende December 20, 2008

m2kphilia

Stands for Married-2-Kids-Philia.

A sexual deviance of women usually close to 50, seducing men who are married with kids, usually 2, and lead them to perverted behaviors.

She: "Hi, would you love talking about Middle Ages architecture?
He: "Wtf, what kind of perversion is that?"
She: "Come to my home, I'll show you how fun an art historian can be"
He: "My wife and my 2 kids are expecting me"
She: "Mmmh, don't tell that to me, you make me horny"
He: "Oh I see, you suffer from m2kphilia... I'm coming..."

by GourmetParis October 24, 2012

Macaphelia

Someone who has sexual fantasies involving Apple products. This fetish has become more commonplace since the release of the iPad 2.

Guy 1: Hey i heard John slept with his new macbook last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has a serious case of Macaphelia

by Hardcore Macapheliac March 29, 2011

Macrophilia

Macrophilia appears to be an increasingly popular sexual paraphilia in which individuals derive sexual arousal from a fascination with giants and/or a sexual fantasy involving giants.

Joey thinks giants are sexy, he must have a serious case on macrophilia!

by Fetishlord March 19, 2018