Macphilia
Someone who is a diddy blud with a small penis. If your friend ever seems predatory, call them a Macphilia.
Macphilia by helmickhouse21416769 December 12, 2025
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mucophilia
Person 1: "Hey dude have any weird kinks or creepy stuff?"
Person 2: "Just mucophilia"
Person 1: "You what mate"
Person 1: *sneezes*
Person 2: "Hot"
Person 2: "Just mucophilia"
Person 1: "You what mate"
Person 1: *sneezes*
Person 2: "Hot"
mucophilia by theresmybutt March 6, 2017
Related Words
Macphilia • Macrophilia • machiniality • m2kphilia • Macahila • Macaphelia • Machilla • Machiphilia • Macilia • Makephilia
Mazophilia
Basically a really fancy name for something most straight guys, and some girls have; a fetish for boobs. Mazophilia is the clinical term for when any particular person is sexually stimulated by female breasts, and is probably one of the most universal fetishes among straight men and teenage boys.
Mazophilia by Antedeluviant January 20, 2016
Macrophilia
A sexual fetish relating to being shrunk or being around a giant(ess). Macrophiliacs get a sexual thrill from the idea of being at the mercy of either a gentle or violent giantess. This fetish is linked with fetishes of being eaten, being squashed under the giantess' foot or butt, worshipping the giantess to having her go on a rampage.
Ever since John was a kid he drew pictures of giant women. Now that he is older he searches "giantess" on youtube. John has macrophilia.
Macrophilia by Delende December 20, 2008
m2kphilia
Stands for Married-2-Kids-Philia.
A sexual deviance of women usually close to 50, seducing men who are married with kids, usually 2, and lead them to perverted behaviors.
A sexual deviance of women usually close to 50, seducing men who are married with kids, usually 2, and lead them to perverted behaviors.
She: "Hi, would you love talking about Middle Ages architecture?
He: "Wtf, what kind of perversion is that?"
She: "Come to my home, I'll show you how fun an art historian can be"
He: "My wife and my 2 kids are expecting me"
She: "Mmmh, don't tell that to me, you make me horny"
He: "Oh I see, you suffer from m2kphilia... I'm coming..."
He: "Wtf, what kind of perversion is that?"
She: "Come to my home, I'll show you how fun an art historian can be"
He: "My wife and my 2 kids are expecting me"
She: "Mmmh, don't tell that to me, you make me horny"
He: "Oh I see, you suffer from m2kphilia... I'm coming..."
m2kphilia by GourmetParis October 24, 2012
Macaphelia
Someone who has sexual fantasies involving Apple products. This fetish has become more commonplace since the release of the iPad 2.
Guy 1: Hey i heard John slept with his new macbook last night.
Guy 2: Yeah, he has a serious case of Macaphelia
Guy 2: Yeah, he has a serious case of Macaphelia
Macaphelia by Hardcore Macapheliac March 29, 2011
Macrophilia
Macrophilia appears to be an increasingly popular sexual paraphilia in which individuals derive sexual arousal from a fascination with giants and/or a sexual fantasy involving giants.
Macrophilia by Fetishlord March 19, 2018
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
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Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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