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mucophilia 

Person 1: "Hey dude have any weird kinks or creepy stuff?"
Person 2: "Just mucophilia"
Person 1: "You what mate"
Person 1: *sneezes*
Person 2: "Hot"
mucophilia by theresmybutt March 6, 2017

morophilia 

Being sexually attracted to stupid people. From Greek "moros" (stupid) + "phile" (love).
Men who have morophilia usually keep it in the closet to avoid legal trouble.
morophilia by witchdoc February 3, 2013

Mazophilia 

Basically a really fancy name for something most straight guys, and some girls have; a fetish for boobs. Mazophilia is the clinical term for when any particular person is sexually stimulated by female breasts, and is probably one of the most universal fetishes among straight men and teenage boys.
Nurse with cleavage: "our test results show you have an extreme case of Mazophilia"
Patient:"huh?"
Mazophilia by Antedeluviant January 20, 2016

exophilia 

Exophilia is an attraction, generally sexual in nature, to new, strange, or otherworldly things, such as extraterrestrial lifeforms, supernatural beings, robots, and other non-human things. Exophilia may be regarded as the sexual form of neophilia, which is the more generalized attraction to new and unknown things.

(from Wikipedia.org)
Exophilia is a relatively obscure fetish.
exophilia by George Default April 25, 2006

Memeophilia 

A sexual and possibly romantic attraction to Internet memes. Memes are often used in fetish play between two or more memeophiliacs. The more dank the meme, the more desirable, attractive, and pleasure inducing it is. The rarity of the meme also plays a large role in how erotic it is, to some members of the memeophilia community.
Kurono: Oh by Shrek's Swamp, that was the most dank sex I've ever had.
Byte: I always knew you were into memeophilia. Those rare pepes said it all.
Memeophilia by CaptainKurona September 12, 2015

Menophilia 

A fetish where a straight man, bisexual guy/girl, or lesbian is turned on by a woman's menstrual blood.

In simpler terms, someone who thinks a girl's period is hot or sexy.
I was on my period and I was really horny, and I knew John was into that so I called him over. Who knew menophilia could be so great!
Menophilia by menophiliac October 14, 2012