mtchmaking

Suck someone dick while fapping

I mtchmaking him yesterday and it was fun

by Beikel Enstine August 29, 2017

Apex matchmaking

Something so fucking unbelievably unbalanced and unfair you wonder how it ever existed/happened in the first place or how it was ever created

Guy one: “Did you hear josh got mugged and beat up by 200 people his sleep?”

Guy two: “Wow that’s some ‘Apex matchmaking’ right there”

by Maris February 22, 2021

skill based matchmaking

Skill based matchmaking is a term which refers to either players in a video game who are queued into a game with people of the same skill, or two people who are equally skilled or equal in some way which is usually used in a negative manner.

“You are in skill based matchmaking with Lucy, you are both so ugly.”

by Gggfdd January 12, 2023

Matchmaking Roulette

In an Xboxlive game with a Matchmaking system, and you enter with one more person that a team can hold, Its a game of roulette on who is on the other team.

GUY 1-"Ok, guys. Theres 5 of us going into a 4v4 playlist. Someone is going to be on the other team."

Later-

Guy 2- "NO! I've fallen prey to that old matchmaking roulette."

by ImperialCody May 21, 2010

Dauntless matchmaking in progress

The embodiment of we can’t get you into a game so just wait maybe you’ll get into one maybe you won’t we don’t know

Bro you ever just sit in dauntless matchmaking in progress?
Yes everytime during major hours

by Djflvficcudufici May 23, 2019

matchmaking

What match factories do when they're active

The match factory was nearby us and was matchmaking.

by dgfhgfdcghghfgghhhgggghhhhhhhh July 13, 2021

Macmaking

When some one goes on there first date at Macdonald

Max’s went “ Macmaking “which his new girl

by KFC big boy March 13, 2019