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mr jones 

A character mentioned in a Bob Dylan song, no one knows who he is besides Bob Dylan himself. Evidence that no one but Dylan himself knows this can be found in the Counting Crows song "Mr. Jones" where the narrarator wants to be Bob Dylan to understand who this mysterious Mr Jones is.
Do you, Mr Jones
Now you see this one-eyed midget
Shouting the word "NOW"
And you say, "For what reason?"
And he says, "How?"
And you say, "What does this mean?"
And he screams back, "You're a cow
Give me some milk
Or else go home"
Because something is happening here
But you don't know what it is
Do you, Mister Jones
mr jones by D A Freestyle December 9, 2008
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Mr Jones 

A pedophile who likes to hide kids in the basement and store their genitals

He likes to look at girls and find out where his students live

When turned down by the girls he pursues the boys

Mr Jones loves kiddies
Girl 1 : That girl has been touched by mr Jones

Girl 2 : omg that happened to me in primary

Mr Jones : come here my kiddies
Mr Jones by ELLIE CLAYY22 July 11, 2019

mr jones 

that brown noise of a teacher that butt licks the head teacher and gets he's noise stuck in there ass hole hoping he'll get a pay raise. he looks like a retired chav and used to do crack in he's old days.
mr jones dropped the soap to many times at his moms house
mr jones by grove lick my ass January 30, 2020

Mr. Jones 

A choir teacher who is similar to the Dulingo bird, always making sure you turn in your part check it weekly reflection.
Kid: Hi Mr. Jones
Mr. Jones: You didn’t turn in your Part Check/Reflection, prepare to die
Mr. Jones by SomeDude73737 April 14, 2019

Mr. Jones 

Junk, Penis, Dick, Peter, Flesh Rocket
Mr. Jones and me tell each other fairy tales
Stare at the beautiful women
"She's looking at you. Ah, no, no, she's looking at me."
-Counting Crows, August And Everything After
Mr. Jones by Modesto Max July 31, 2006

Mr. Jones Triple

When a guy or girl has two dicks in their ass and then asks for a large, ribbed dildo to finish the night off.
My girl Roberta was was cumming over the top after we gave her the Mr. Jones Triple!
Mr. Jones Triple by RVJ forever April 29, 2019

Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch 

An act occurring during oral sex when one partner eats the other partner's asshole out while the partner receiving oral sex drops a deuce (shits) in the ass licker's mouth, usually in a surprising manner.
The one thing bad about my girlfriend is her strange fetish for performing oral sex on my rectum. So to catch her off guard, I gave her a fat Mr. Jones's Sunday Brunch.
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