A t-shirt that has the appearance of a sweater. Can be
solid or multicolored, but must be ribbed vertically or horizontally. Can only be worn by the
sexy and bearded. This item increases one's ability to
mate be an impressive 78%.
Guy #1: I'm going out with my girlfriend tonight. I want to look
sexy, but i want to wear a t-
shirt. What should I do?
OH WISE ONE: Wear a ribbed
sweater tee. She will not be able to keep her hands off of you.