The erotic massaging of the taint with one finger in the butt and a thumb in the snatch, checking to see if that taint will get all swollen or if that taint will get all thin-skinned while being caressed.
So much fun to tease her g-spot with the knuckle of your thumb while her taint is getting handled properly by the modified ray-ray shocker.
1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.
2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.
Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!
Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."
When a member of the uncut persuasion is reaching climax during masturbation, he uses his available foreskin to contain his bodily jizz fluid thus able to scream and thrash to all hell enjoying himself fully while cleanup remains simple.
I was making fun of Ryan for being such a dysfunctional neckbeard virgin asshole when he hit me with some coldreality. Apparently he was capable of the Modified Louisianna Thunder Sloopty, which when I was explained the meaning of which, thoroughly shat my pants, having passed out, failing to cope with the sudden, jarring possibility that someone could exist like this. It's no wonder he never gets pussy. He lives in a limbo world. He's forgotten (if he ever knew) what it's like to get laid.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.