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The open-wheel series Championship Auto Racing Teams

The ability to read peoples minds!

A thing that can twist your weiner into a poodle

The next Corvette, The Chevrolet Corvette C6.

a second ass on the chin

The newest form of reality tv

NASCAR is the Greatest Form of Auto Racing. F1 is a NON-Competitive sport. I only saw Schumacher win 99.9% of all formula 1 races. NASCAR's Nextel Cup series has the most loyal fans and outnumbers the amount of Formula 1 races 36 to 19. The NASCAR Busch Series runs 34 races. The NASCAR Craftsman Truck Series has 24 races. The NASCAR Wheelen Modified Series has 19 races.

NASCAR has the most loyal fans, who are loyal to the sponsors of NASCAR. NASCAR is also looking to build a speedway in the New York City Area.

NASCAR divers like to show up to greet their fans, not only at the NASCAR tracks, but at local tracks, they even race in some events to give the fans a look at their skills.

NASCAR has alot of superstars, Jeff Gordon and Dale Earnhardt Jr are NASCAR's most popular drivers. Jeff Gordon won 4 NASCAR Cup Championships. Dale Earnhardt Jr won the 2004 Daytona 500. Jeff Gordon became the first NASCAR driver to host Saturday Night Live in 2002.