mouthable 

something that is able to me mouth'd

hey tom look at her .
yea... shes pretty mouthable

hi im rob

rob yur mothable

mouthables.com

mouthable by mouthablez123 May 2, 2010

mouthal herpes

Herpes of the mouth. Not to be confused by oral herpes, which is entirely different, obviously.
Its main source of distribution is the swapping of generally similar looking bottles.

Sue: Hey Sam, I may have misappropriated my bottle and it looks like yours.

Sam: Oh no, perhaps you now have mouthal herpes. That is not fun.

mouthal herpes by Yourski December 18, 2013

Mouthbreather 

1. Someone who is really dumb
2. A person who doesn't/can't breathe through their nose

(The word mouthbreather is also used in Stranger Things)

Mouthbreather by A-Claire February 20, 2017

mouthblossom 

It is another word for oral herpes. It looks like a blossoming garden on someone's mouth it's really disgusting. Only people with really bad judgment in guys are attracted to them. Usually people with mouth blossoms are extremely hideously ugly and disgusting

Me: ew look hannah! That guy has Mouthblossoms!! They look like they're going to rupture!!!

Hannah: Ew that's gross! But somehow I'm attracted to him!

mouthblossom by Mouthblossomsaregross February 2, 2015

mouthbreather 

1. literally, someone who lacks enough intelligence that they never learned to breathe through their nose.

2. a really dumb person.

In his latest work, the director has forsaken the indie audience and made something for the mouthbreathers.

mouthbreather by hedgerow September 3, 2003

Dutch Mouthbreather 

When someone uses their mouth to inhale gaseous fecal particulate from partners chocolate starfish.

Remi is truly a Dutch Mouthbreather sommelier - he picked up hints of white truffle and corn from my fart.

Dutch Mouthbreather by Buford C Cabhash April 22, 2022

mouthbeezy 

a blowjob

Hey, I totally gave Dustin a mouthbeezy under the table last night at dinner with his parents.

mouthbeezy by ojlasers July 30, 2010