The hottest man on the planet. The mouthweeny is a elegant creature with the ability to sexually transform into a rat by diving into the KFC deep fryer. It also possess the power to jump to a altitude higher than the Burj Khalifa. Not only that, but the mouthweenys dick is also in the guiness book of world records. That was, until the librarian told it to take it out. Furthermore, the Mouthweeny obtained its name from the latin origin, meaning “Googoogaga"
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)