mouth me 

Something a guy says when he wants a girl with her mouth to suck on his cock.

Girl: Ohhh yeah... where do you want it??
Guy: Mouth me.

mouth me by Drew in the Ham May 26, 2006

Mouth me down 

What you say to a bopper when you want dome. It is the best way to start a conversation with a hoe. The same as saying piece me up, give me brain, give me dome, give me knowledge, give me head, give me noggin, give me fellatio, choke me down, gag me down, blow me down, blow me up, suck me up, give me a hummer, give me face,

Bitch, mouth me down. Mouth me the fuck down you fucking slut. Mouth down my friend over here.

Mouth me down by The Train and Robert S. October 10, 2008

Shit in me mouth

A British expression regarding a moment or situation of grief - Used in scenarios when someone simply cannot comprehend

Doug: Oy bruv, my man is shacking me up with a broad, real peng one too. Problem is she’s a dyke.

Chris: A dyke? Shit in me mouth bruv. No sense in that.

I was hanging out curbside and a car drove by, splattering mud all over my rain jacket... shit in me mouth.

Shit in me mouth by slimalien March 14, 2020

Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister 

An sarcastic exclamation that can be used in a variety of ways. Usually used to to emphasize how glaringly obvious something that has been said is.

A: I had to go to school yesterday.
B: Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister - student's going to school? Really?

Well, shit in my mouth and call me your sister by DarkLite January 19, 2007

Kiss Me On The Mouth And Call Me Dildo

those who are kissed on the mouth and a called a Dildo

you: "At this point... just kiss me on the mouth and call me dildo."

Kiss Me On The Mouth And Call Me Dildo by Guesseppe October 17, 2025

Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth

To silence someone instantly by shoving your dick in their mouth.

Girl: I was like No! IM going out with Tom and she was like NO I AM and so I was like nu uh I am and she was like no way I am and I was like-
Guy: Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth
Girl: What?-urghlughg!

Excuse me but my cock is in your mouth by Jake Broholm April 5, 2010

Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth 

You say, "Excuse me while I stick my cock in your mouth" when you want someone too shut up. or be quiet.

Person 1: -yapping on the phone- SO YEAH, SHE TTLY HAD SEX WITH HIM BLAHBLAHBLAH.
Person 2: HEY. EXCUSE ME, WHILE I STICK MY COCK IN YOUR MOUTH.
Person 1: ....

Excuse me, while i stick my cock in your mouth by MONSTURS inmyvag November 17, 2007