mousting

the act of jousting into someone's mouth with one's erect penis or a dildo

Betsy: "Janice, want to go mousting tonight?"
Janice: "Sure Betsy, let's go to the club and find some hunks to moust with"

by MattBallea July 25, 2014

Deer Mounting

Going around during Christmas time and taking people's light up deer and putting them in odd, funny sexual positions. The ones with the moving heads are real fun

duuude lets go deer mounting my neighbors just got a herd of them!

by ziggyzos December 16, 2008

Mousing Around

Verb: the act of fucking in Disneyland park grounds. (Can be extended to any Disney theme parks ie: Disney Sea, Disney World)

Example 1.
Girl: OMG there are so many people lined up outside the disabled toilets now.

Guy: Hahaha holy shit there is one in a hospital bed.

Girl: How did I let you convince me to even begin mousing around with me.

Guy: Doors open better run!

Example 2.
Guy: Come on babe let's mouse around.

Girl: OMG no!

Guy: I can take you to the happiest place on earth...

by tin_tinandcrew December 12, 2017

mounting everest

Having sex with a large fat woman.

Hey man why the long face?, "Jesus min I was plastered in the toon last night and ended up mounting everest"

by Jimmy Somerville March 8, 2008

moisting

When you are currently getting moist

This is such good porn i am moisting

by JuiceInACup September 27, 2015

moasting

A verb signifying the combination of moaning and boasting, often employed by celebrities.

This morning, Lord Melbury moasted "Poor me, I have to attend a three hour awards ceremony to accept a lifetime achievement award!" Jim commented that all this moasting was beginning to get on his nerves.

by Fabio Albertin February 15, 2009

Bareback Mounting

Parody of the Academy Award winning movie Brokeback Mountain.

Did you see that new movie Bareback Mounting? It stars Jake Gyllenballs and sHeath Lover.

by Gary the Great April 6, 2006