moustinger

The finger put above your lip when imitating having a moustache

"Do you like my moustinger?" asked Matt as he did his Hitler impression.

by uei February 14, 2014

mustanger

In military slang, an officer who previously served as an enlisted soldier.

Best officers I encountered during my time in the service, bar none, were "mustangers" (former enlisted who became officers) and warrant officers. Most of the others (ROTC, OCS or West Pointers) were frag-fodder.

by Sidamo September 8, 2005

A Montsinger

When during quarantine, your teacher stops caring about your mental health and sleep schedule, and starts the zoom meeting a few hours earlier than it should have been started, discarding your time and the fact that quarantine is fucking boring.

"C'mon, man. I know he isn't pulling A Montsinger again, I woke up three hours early to prepare for the zoom meeting."
Guy 2: "It's because you shit yourself on the last zoom last time."
Guy 1: "Nah, he just hasn't had his morning coffee

by iwillcoughonu April 23, 2020

mousting

the act of jousting into someone's mouth with one's erect penis or a dildo

Betsy: "Janice, want to go mousting tonight?"
Janice: "Sure Betsy, let's go to the club and find some hunks to moust with"

by MattBallea July 25, 2014

Monstanger

This is the phenomenon where, after drinking a highly caffinated energy drink, the person becomes highly agitated and iritated, and generally a pain to be around.

Last night Brent had about 4 energy drinks, by the end of the night I couldn't even be in the same room with him because of his monstanger.

by Trebleclef44 June 15, 2011

Mösinger

Your Mom

Mösinger : Your Mom is a Moose

a excited one

by Excited Moose October 14, 2022

mousefinger

using ones forefinger to point out things on a computer screen.

caleb was trying to show me something on the screen on youtube. he used his mousefinger to point it out to me.

by db208 January 16, 2011