Moustachioed 

The act of ejaculating into ones hand and wiping it onto anothers upper lip. "Moustachioed"

Oh man I just completely "moustachioed " Jonnny

Moustachioed by L-Lion August 6, 2017

mustachioed 

having a mustache, especially a luxuriant one

John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.

mustachioed by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009

moustachitude 

the uncanny, cocky attitude accompanying any person powerful enough to grow a mustache. My cause sudden bouts of rage, extreme power lifting, and verbal Judo.

Ever since he grew that upper-lip hair, his moustachitude has made him a real dick!!

moustachitude by B-Rad Swizzle Sticks April 8, 2010

moustachio 

A girl having hair on her upper lip as well as an excess in her vaginal region.

Colin Miller likes to date Moustachios.

moustachio by Ryan Reeves July 11, 2003

moustached 

To have the cal put on ones self - Or to put the cal on another

synonymous with 0wned, pwned, raped and n00bed.

Used in situations of failure esp. epic failure.

From the viral peoples court video.

1. I Just got moustached all night in CSS.

2. Oh man i lost 80 dollars on the lotto. yeah you got moustached man.

3. Damn i got moustached all day at work.

moustached by TheOv3rminD April 24, 2008

moustachio 

an Italian person with a moustache

he's a moustachio!

moustachio by bobcheese February 22, 2003

Moustachio Nuts

Type of Manscaping where the hair is shaped into a moustache.

a1:I didn't think jeff would have moustachio nuts.
a2:Yep the full handle bar.

Moustachio Nuts by qbert83 August 26, 2009