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mustachioed 

having a mustache, especially a luxuriant one
John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.
mustachioed by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009

moustachitude 

the uncanny, cocky attitude accompanying any person powerful enough to grow a mustache. My cause sudden bouts of rage, extreme power lifting, and verbal Judo.
Ever since he grew that upper-lip hair, his moustachitude has made him a real dick!!

moustachio 

A girl having hair on her upper lip as well as an excess in her vaginal region.
Colin Miller likes to date Moustachios.
moustachio by Ryan Reeves July 11, 2003

moustached 

To have the cal put on ones self - Or to put the cal on another

synonymous with 0wned, pwned, raped and n00bed.

Used in situations of failure esp. epic failure.

From the viral peoples court video.
1. I Just got moustached all night in CSS.

2. Oh man i lost 80 dollars on the lotto. yeah you got moustached man.

3. Damn i got moustached all day at work.
moustached by TheOv3rminD April 24, 2008

moustachio 

he's a moustachio!
moustachio by bobcheese February 22, 2003

Moustachio Nuts

Type of Manscaping where the hair is shaped into a moustache.
a1:I didn't think jeff would have moustachio nuts.
a2:Yep the full handle bar.
Moustachio Nuts by qbert83 August 26, 2009
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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