moustachio

A girl having hair on her upper lip as well as an excess in her vaginal region.

Colin Miller likes to date Moustachios.

by Ryan Reeves July 11, 2003

moustachio

an Italian person with a moustache

he's a moustachio!

by bobcheese February 22, 2003

moustachio

A plump male individual who prefers sweat-pants to jeans and has a dirty "crust-ache" to make himself look older.

someone is actually talking to moustachio.

by j-roc November 03, 2003

moustachio

a species of monkey/human... this species has all the abilities of a human, but also has more hair than a monkey butt

oh, my god! it's mustachio-man!

by Yamasa February 22, 2003

Moustachio Nuts

Type of Manscaping where the hair is shaped into a moustache.

a1:I didn't think jeff would have moustachio nuts.
a2:Yep the full handle bar.

by qbert83 August 26, 2009

Moustachioed

The act of ejaculating into ones hand and wiping it onto anothers upper lip. "Moustachioed"

Oh man I just completely "moustachioed " Jonnny

by L-Lion August 06, 2017