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Moustachioistic 

The act or the practice of adoring moustaches to the point beyond obsession. A point that progresses the protagonist of the act to explore activities & fantasies with the concept and realities of them. The ignited enthusiast of the craft then moves beyond violent and pornographic suggestion sometimes bordering on acting out disturbingly shocking fantasies that involve moustaches of all types, especially the "Rollie" , "The Swirler" , "Stalin", "Burt Reynolds" "The Nietzche" and the "Hitler".
David and Sarah took a walk to the brook to take in the first days of spring, when suddenly a moustachio'd man approached them. David had bee having "Moustachioistic" fantasies as pf late and had been sharing them with Sarah. As a child, she was terrified of Moustaches but had lately unlocked her own "Moustachioistic" frenzied state. Alone now with the moustachio'd man by the brook. You can only guess what happened.
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Moustachioistic 

The act or the practice of adoring moustaches to the point beyond obsession. A point that progresses the protagonist of the act to explore activities & fantasies with the concept and realities of them. The ignited enthusiast of the craft then moves beyond violent and pornographic suggestion sometimes bordering on acting out disturbingly shocking fantasies that involve moustaches of all types, especially the "Rollie" , "The Swirler" , "Stalin", "Burt Reynolds" "The Nietzche" and the "Hitler".
David and Sarah took a walk to the brook to take in the first days of spring, when suddenly a moustachio'd man approached them. David had been having "Moustachioistic" fantasies as of late and had been sharing them with Sarah. As a child, she was terrified of Moustaches but had lately unlocked her own "Moustachioistic" frenzied state. Alone now with the moustachio'd man by the brook. You can only guess what happened.
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