Moustachioed

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The act of ejaculating into ones hand and wiping it onto anothers upper lip. "Moustachioed"

Oh man I just completely "moustachioed " Jonnny

Moustachioed by L-Lion August 6, 2017

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mustachioed

having a mustache, especially a luxuriant one

John's debonair, mustachioed uncle picked up all the chicks thanks to his incredibly stylish whiskers.

mustachioed by Andy MacClintock January 21, 2009

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moustachitude

the uncanny, cocky attitude accompanying any person powerful enough to grow a mustache. My cause sudden bouts of rage, extreme power lifting, and verbal Judo.

Ever since he grew that upper-lip hair, his moustachitude has made him a real dick!!

moustachitude by B-Rad Swizzle Sticks April 8, 2010

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moustachio

A girl having hair on her upper lip as well as an excess in her vaginal region.

Colin Miller likes to date Moustachios.

moustachio by Ryan Reeves July 11, 2003

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moustached

To have the cal put on ones self - Or to put the cal on another

synonymous with 0wned, pwned, raped and n00bed.

Used in situations of failure esp. epic failure.

From the viral peoples court video.

1. I Just got moustached all night in CSS.

2. Oh man i lost 80 dollars on the lotto. yeah you got moustached man.

3. Damn i got moustached all day at work.

moustached by TheOv3rminD April 24, 2008

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moustachio

an Italian person with a moustache

he's a moustachio!

moustachio by bobcheese February 22, 2003

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Moustachio Nuts

Type of Manscaping where the hair is shaped into a moustache.

a1:I didn't think jeff would have moustachio nuts.
a2:Yep the full handle bar.

Moustachio Nuts by qbert83 August 26, 2009

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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floxi

Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).

After we broke up, he was floxi to me.

floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009

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leafers

NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.

New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.

leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005

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