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mouse off 

to masturbate at your computer
My chica caught me mousing off last night.
mouse off by Herb N. Dictionary October 25, 2002
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mouse off 

or mau5 off: the act of masturbating to, near, or while listening to the electro music sensation deadmau5. Also known as mau5turbating or beating the mau5.
Joel: Yeah dude, I just finished my new dub5tep song, did you hear it?

Tommy Lee: Yeah dude, It made me mouse off. Shit was so cash
Joel: Awh man, Suck it, Noob.

Tommy Lee: Whats a noob?
mouse off by lolcatswut April 18, 2010

beat-off mouse 

an extra mouse laying around that the user puts in place of the main mouse. the user can then proceed to use both dick infected hands on this mouse. It avoids having to wipe your main mouse again when your right hand just wasn't cutting it enough. the beat-off mouse does not have to be cleaned.

inconsiderate assholes only use one mouse. your friends use that computer too, buddy!!

Same thing goes for the beat-off keyboard
God Danit Jim!! My hand is all sticky!! Did you switch out the beat-off mouse!?!
beat-off mouse by Chenry08 January 2, 2009

Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay 

I don't really know to be honest
Did you see that one porno called Mickey mouse fucks Minnie mouse in the asshole and loses his boner as he enters her urinary tract and gets stuck and has to pull out but his dick falls off and now he's gay?

No Kyle, what the fuck man!?
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*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

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God Shot 

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city chicken 

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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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