mountdyke 

a female individual that prides herself on loving high school football players, the individual will carry traits such as; sending a "streak" snapchat every morning, enjoying the use of vapes, palm bay or growers is often their drink of choice.

oh her? she was all over the football team last weekend, such a mountdyke.

mountdyke by wokeiswhatiam November 30, 2017

mountlake terrace 

a small town in washington state between shoreline & lynnwood. known for teenage drug use & it's rivalry with lynnwood.

"dude, mountlake terrace sucks!"

"hey, at least we're better than lynnwood!"

mountlake terrace by angela greene August 21, 2008

mountlake terrace 

First ring suburb of Seattle. Was once a cool place, filled with friendly and gracious rednecks who lived authentically and didn't give a shit about what others think of them. Now it's full of suburban trash. Girls are airheads, wear juicy couture and uggs because they think that's what rich girls wear, and become obese by the time they're 20. Guys are pathetic wanna be gangsters. Everyone knows the name of every Jersey Shore cast member but can't name a frigging Supreme Court Justice. Everyone is trying to quit smoking.

Many people in this city are obese because they eat teriyaki once a week, hamburger 3 times a week, pizza 12 times a week, and ice cream after dinner 17 times a week. Every shopping plaza has a smoke shop, teriyaki, Gamestop, and a Starbucks.

There's a party at Mountlake Terrace, wanna go?

No man, I don't want to drink 4 Loko and Mike's Lemonade and then hook up with an STD ridden skank.

mountlake terrace by suburbantrash May 28, 2011

Mountlake Terrace 

A city of 20,000 ripped in half by I-5 at the very edges of King and Snohomish County. Many people only know of the existence of Mountlake Terrace because of it's giant Phallic water tower that juts into the sky on the west side of the freeway. Home to Mountlake Terrace high school, which upon the completion of Lynnwood High school in September of 2009, will become the nastiest school in the Edmonds School District, making the name "Terrace Trash" more than official.

Where are you from?

Mountlake Terrace.

Oh... that's what that smell is.

Mountlake Terrace by NoremacM October 4, 2008

mountcokeorangerootbeersoda

i just wanted to say who ever made that stupid shit up above is a faggot, why dont u just say lets get some beer, u ferry go drink some smirnoff with the bitches

that kids a bitch drink

mountcokeorangerootbeersoda by Pinto Joe the ricer killer February 5, 2003

Mountlake Terrace 

A town in WA, commonly known for how terrible the school sports teams are and how they resort to needing their parents to tell the opposing teams coach to play their worst players, just so they wouldn't be so humiliated.

Why is Mountlake terrace's team kicking the ball? They know this is basketball right?

Mountlake Terrace by Fernanman September 22, 2011