4 definitions by suburbantrash
announcer: that's a deep fly ball to right field and...it's a grand slam, Guardians win!
announcer 2: Steven Kwan goes King Kwan on that pitch!
announcer 2: Steven Kwan goes King Kwan on that pitch!
by suburbantrash September 28, 2022
The term "trailer trash" is becoming less and less useful to describe most (white) Americans. Most trailer trash have moved out of trailer parks and into suburban communities filled with McMansions, Starbucks, smoke shops, Denny's, and Chinese buffets. They've become suburban trash. While trailer trash know they're trashy and revel in their trashiness, suburban trash rate themselves unjustifiably high in terms of class and sophistication and are thus, extremely obnoxious and deluded.
Some character traits of suburban trash:
The girls/women wear juicy couture and uggs.
They think Red Lobster is a high end restaurant
BMW is their dream car.
They're trying to quit smoking
They drink energy drinks like Red Bull
They're proud of having a degree from a community college
They can name everyone on Jersey Shore.
The women hope to become either a nurse, a real estate agent, or a flight attendant.
The men hope to marry a nurse, a real estate agent, or a flight attendant.
They try to be intellectual by watching the History or Discovery channels, or by reading National Geographic
They try to be sophisticated by drinking White Zinfandel
They complain about trailer trash ruining their neighborhood
Some character traits of suburban trash:
The girls/women wear juicy couture and uggs.
They think Red Lobster is a high end restaurant
BMW is their dream car.
They're trying to quit smoking
They drink energy drinks like Red Bull
They're proud of having a degree from a community college
They can name everyone on Jersey Shore.
The women hope to become either a nurse, a real estate agent, or a flight attendant.
The men hope to marry a nurse, a real estate agent, or a flight attendant.
They try to be intellectual by watching the History or Discovery channels, or by reading National Geographic
They try to be sophisticated by drinking White Zinfandel
They complain about trailer trash ruining their neighborhood
Hannah wears clothes from Abercrombie and Fitch and carries a Juicy Couture handbag because she thinks it'll impress the rich guys at the University. Little does she know that they think she looks like a spoiled, low class suburban trash airhead, especially once she starts talking about the latest Jersey Shore episode.
by suburbantrash May 2, 2011
Whites/Blacks who make dating Blacks/Whites into a fetish activity. That is, they're consumed by the mythology behind a person's race (ie virility of Black men, the Black penis, Blacks as more primitive and closer to the mythical Jungle, etc.) than the person him/herself. Many are attracted to such relationships because they perceive them as transgressive and are turned on by that.
Not all Black-White relationships are based on Jungle Fever. However, one may be able to identify relationships that are based on Jungle Fever by analyzing the couple's dating history. For instance, if a White person who lives in an area with few Blacks has only dated Blacks, then it's likely that that person has Jungle Fever.
Generally considered a derogatory term that hints at past colonial relationships between Blacks and Whites, where White colonizers enter, with fascination, the African Jungle in order to learn from and conquer it.
Not all Black-White relationships are based on Jungle Fever. However, one may be able to identify relationships that are based on Jungle Fever by analyzing the couple's dating history. For instance, if a White person who lives in an area with few Blacks has only dated Blacks, then it's likely that that person has Jungle Fever.
Generally considered a derogatory term that hints at past colonial relationships between Blacks and Whites, where White colonizers enter, with fascination, the African Jungle in order to learn from and conquer it.
Watch out for that White girl Angela cause she has major jungle fever. She can't keep her eyes off tha brothers, probably because her daddy won't let her date a brother.
by suburbantrash August 29, 2006
First ring suburb of Seattle. Was once a cool place, filled with friendly and gracious rednecks who lived authentically and didn't give a shit about what others think of them. Now it's full of suburban trash. Girls are airheads, wear juicy couture and uggs because they think that's what rich girls wear, and become obese by the time they're 20. Guys are pathetic wanna be gangsters. Everyone knows the name of every Jersey Shore cast member but can't name a frigging Supreme Court Justice. Everyone is trying to quit smoking.
Many people in this city are obese because they eat teriyaki once a week, hamburger 3 times a week, pizza 12 times a week, and ice cream after dinner 17 times a week. Every shopping plaza has a smoke shop, teriyaki, Gamestop, and a Starbucks.
Many people in this city are obese because they eat teriyaki once a week, hamburger 3 times a week, pizza 12 times a week, and ice cream after dinner 17 times a week. Every shopping plaza has a smoke shop, teriyaki, Gamestop, and a Starbucks.
There's a party at Mountlake Terrace, wanna go?
No man, I don't want to drink 4 Loko and Mike's Lemonade and then hook up with an STD ridden skank.
No man, I don't want to drink 4 Loko and Mike's Lemonade and then hook up with an STD ridden skank.
by suburbantrash May 4, 2011