Definitions by wokeiswhatiam

mountdyke 

a female individual that prides herself on loving high school football players, the individual will carry traits such as; sending a "streak" snapchat every morning, enjoying the use of vapes, palm bay or growers is often their drink of choice.

oh her? she was all over the football team last weekend, such a mountdyke.

mountdyke by wokeiswhatiam November 30, 2017