A fancy word used to make yourself sound more intelligent in a high stakes situation. Actual
definition is
irrelevant, use it confidently to replace any more common word and earn immediate
respect from your friends and co-workers.
Len: What'
s the play coach?
Hank (Coaching in the Super Bowl and aware he is mic'
d for sound): Just keep matriculating the ball down the field, boys.
Len: Got it coach!
Otis (Back in the huddle): What the
hell does matriculate mean?
Len: I have no idea, but from the context it is clear he wants us to continue advancing the ball, and I'm inspired as fuck right now.