Motherbird

A female of superior wit and intelligence, she is the leader of other females in her vicinity. She recognizes that she is a bird, as are all females, but uses her lofty intelligence to manipulate and control all females below her.

Drew: I was talking to this girl, and she knows about how women are birds! It was amazing I finally found a female who isn't a bird.
John: Beware Drew, for she is the motherbird. She knows what she is and is more dangerous than the bird with the fanciest plume.

by Nikki1987 March 6, 2010

motherbird

To vomit, especially as a result of having sexual intercourse with inanimate objects while eating or smoking marijuana.

"Dude, WTF! You just MOTHERBIRDed on the SOFA!"

by TooTooTheTooCan November 7, 2007

Motherbird

When you ejaculate in her bum, then suck it out, and spit it back in her mouth

My girlfriend and I did motherbird last night.

by Motherbird creator September 7, 2017

motherboard

A computer term which is the mainboard of a computer system. The cpu, ram, hdd, video card, etc connect to it

what type of motherboard do u have?
I have a KT333 motherboard

by <(( ^_^ ))> August 1, 2003

Motherboarding

The application of excessive motherly attention, force or paternalism.

I need a divorce. Can't take the constant motherboarding anymore.

by glowbuff January 25, 2011

motherbitch

1) An alternate to 'motherfucker' to the impersonal; more accurately directed at inanimate objects and situations, whereas motherfucker is generally reserved for person-to-person communications.
2) A dire situation or circumstance.
3) Short for 'the mother of all bitches'.

God that test was a MOTHER-BITCH!

Mother-bitch! It's raining AGAIN.

Hand me the bat, Johnny. I'm going to teach that motherbitch a lesson he'll never forget.

by Blaine April 3, 2003

motheryard

a very ignorant indian person that smell bad and worship shity cows

I have indian ID and i can smell that motheryard all the way from here

by Tmoney67 December 31, 2011