Mother-birding is when you bust a load so massive inside her mouth, some drips out onto her
tits, at which point you swoop down, slurp up every last bit of
nut that tried to get away, and carry it back up to her mouth where it belongs, much like a mother bird feeding its offspring. If you can catch your runaway kids midair, after it drips off her chin but before it lands on her
tits, you’ve mastered this art. And it’
s your own
jizz, so saying “
no homo” when mother-birding is completely unnecessary, and would most likely just make you come off as a closet homosexual for saying it. Mother-birding is a very kind, loving, and nurturing assist, and should not be confused with any version of snowballing.
Bill Clinton was an
idiot for not mother-birding Monica Lewinsky. Had he just took the time and effort to mother-
bird the
bitch, she wouldn’t have had the evidence nor the heart to get such a swell guy impeached.
