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Motherbird 

A female of superior wit and intelligence, she is the leader of other females in her vicinity. She recognizes that she is a bird, as are all females, but uses her lofty intelligence to manipulate and control all females below her.
Drew: I was talking to this girl, and she knows about how women are birds! It was amazing I finally found a female who isn't a bird.
John: Beware Drew, for she is the motherbird. She knows what she is and is more dangerous than the bird with the fanciest plume.
Motherbird by Nikki1987 March 6, 2010
Words you can keep

motherbird 

To vomit, especially as a result of having sexual intercourse with inanimate objects while eating or smoking marijuana.
"Dude, WTF! You just MOTHERBIRDed on the SOFA!"
motherbird by TooTooTheTooCan November 7, 2007

Motherbird 

When you ejaculate in her bum, then suck it out, and spit it back in her mouth
My girlfriend and I did motherbird last night.
Motherbird by Motherbird creator September 7, 2017

motherboard 

A computer term which is the mainboard of a computer system. The cpu, ram, hdd, video card, etc connect to it
what type of motherboard do u have?
I have a KT333 motherboard
motherboard by <(( ^_^ ))> August 1, 2003

Motherboarding 

The application of excessive motherly attention, force or paternalism.
I need a divorce. Can't take the constant motherboarding anymore.
Motherboarding by glowbuff January 25, 2011

motherbitch

1) An alternate to 'motherfucker' to the impersonal; more accurately directed at inanimate objects and situations, whereas motherfucker is generally reserved for person-to-person communications.
2) A dire situation or circumstance.
3) Short for 'the mother of all bitches'.
God that test was a MOTHER-BITCH!

Mother-bitch! It's raining AGAIN.

Hand me the bat, Johnny. I'm going to teach that motherbitch a lesson he'll never forget.
motherbitch by Blaine April 3, 2003

motheryard 

a very ignorant indian person that smell bad and worship shity cows
I have indian ID and i can smell that motheryard all the way from here
motheryard by Tmoney67 December 31, 2011
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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