*texting*

Boy: I can't wait to see your vagina pics. It must be so beautiful.

Girl: What? Are you drunk? I certainly don't have any of those pics haha

Boy: *vacation. I mean vacation, not vagina. Damn this motherducker iPhone auto-correct.

Boy: *motherducker

Boy: *motherfucker

motherducker by khangster1406 June 9, 2011

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Motherlicker

Term from the British comedy series The Mighty Boosh, Season 2. Used in the episode "The Legend of Old Greg." Basically a kid-friendly version of motherfucker.

Howard: That's not my fishing line
Greg: It's attached to your rod, motherlicker.

Motherlicker by Franswonica March 31, 2009

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motherducker

A person who dodges anything constantly, e.g. people, plans, relationships, commitments, etc., typically with a flimsy or no excuse. Can also be an alternate spelling of "motherfucker" for cellphone users who refuse to upgrade to modern mobile devices. Variants include: Adj. - motherducking, V.- motherducked

She never returns your calls either? That motherducker's gonna lose friends if she doesn't reciprocate.

motherducker by henchling August 16, 2009

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MotherDucker

What happens when autocorrect corrects MotherFucker

Guy 1: I'm going to beat you motherducker

Guy2: Don't you mean MotherFucker
Guy1:Dammit!

MotherDucker by Weirdo Sheep November 29, 2015

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