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motherducker

iPhone auto-correct fail.

Also happens on many other "smart"phones.
*texting*

Boy: I can't wait to see your vagina pics. It must be so beautiful.

Girl: What? Are you drunk? I certainly don't have any of those pics haha

Boy: *vacation. I mean vacation, not vagina. Damn this motherducker iPhone auto-correct.

Boy: *motherducker

Boy: *motherfucker
motherducker by khangster1406 June 9, 2011
Urban Dictionary Merch

motherducker

A person who dodges anything constantly, e.g. people, plans, relationships, commitments, etc., typically with a flimsy or no excuse. Can also be an alternate spelling of "motherfucker" for cellphone users who refuse to upgrade to modern mobile devices. Variants include: Adj. - motherducking, V.- motherducked
She never returns your calls either? That motherducker's gonna lose friends if she doesn't reciprocate.
motherducker by henchling August 16, 2009

MotherDucker

What happens when autocorrect corrects MotherFucker
Guy 1: I'm going to beat you motherducker

Guy2: Don't you mean MotherFucker
Guy1:Dammit!
MotherDucker by Weirdo Sheep November 29, 2015

motherducker

When he called me a motherducker, I couldn’t help but laugh—his misspellings make his insults ten times funnier!
motherducker by Emotional Cruiser November 10, 2025

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.
You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Alexis feo ugly motherfucker 

when you fuck with spic cartel nothing else
person 1: is Alexis feo ugly motherfucker

mexicano 3: stupid mexicano shut the fuck up u latino spic. WHAT DO U FUCKING THINK RETARD LIKE THE NAME LITERALLY GIVES AWAY UR ANSWER

this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker 

A quote from the god of sass Gerard Way. Meaning: it's easy duh!
"this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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