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motherlicker 

One who licks mothers. Specifically ones with nice cans.
Ashton Kutcher is a motherlicker.
motherlicker by sjd March 17, 2005

Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker

This is what LADS say when they can't swear and say "Dumb Motherfucking Bitch" as both the school and the parents don't allow children to swear...
"Stop stealing my toys you Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker!!!"
Or
"That Diddle tootie footie ritty booty motherlicker is the worst guy I have ever seen..."

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker 

A person that doesn't know something about something so they don't know how to tie their shoes.
You Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker obviously you have to know something about something or you couldn't tie your shoes.

Alexis feo ugly motherfucker 

when you fuck with spic cartel nothing else
person 1: is Alexis feo ugly motherfucker

mexicano 3: stupid mexicano shut the fuck up u latino spic. WHAT DO U FUCKING THINK RETARD LIKE THE NAME LITERALLY GIVES AWAY UR ANSWER

this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker 

A quote from the god of sass Gerard Way. Meaning: it's easy duh!
"this shit is easy peasy pumkpin peasy pumpkin pie motherfucker

GQ Motherfucker 

Celebrity of the male persuation good looking enough to grace the cover of GQ magazine
GQ Motherfucker by trekkieFTW May 25, 2009
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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