mostistic
I love you the mostistic
mostistic by iloveumorealex February 12, 2024
Words you can keep
mastastic
Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!
I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!
I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!
mastastic by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008
Related Words
mostistic • Mostistist • mogtistic • mostistitsts • moisticles • Mostist • Mootastic • mastastic • mattistics • mintistical
mattistics
when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.
Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories
Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again
Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again
mattistics by hdotman March 17, 2011
motasticate
motasticate by Brian January 20, 2005
Postistic
Whenever someone posts something on Facebook or the internet containing a statistic / agenda / etc or whatever and thinks that sharing it is a "Form of Activism". (Aka Postistics)
I saw a postistic that showed the dangers of water. 100% of drownings happen because of water!! Let's do something about it!
Postistic by Big E Dude February 27, 2013
Moisticle
Noun-{mois•tickle}
Def. (A contraction of moist-dick-hole)
1. Used to describe a profound piece of shit; a deadbeat of epic proportions
2. Any and all law enforcement agents
Adj.- Moisticular (mois-tick-you-lar)
1. Depicting a very unfortunate or undesirable situation or event
Def. (A contraction of moist-dick-hole)
1. Used to describe a profound piece of shit; a deadbeat of epic proportions
2. Any and all law enforcement agents
Adj.- Moisticular (mois-tick-you-lar)
1. Depicting a very unfortunate or undesirable situation or event
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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grebo
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
TikTok Farlands
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