mostistic

when someone loves you more, it automatically wins the "i love u" battle

I love you the mostistic

mostistic by iloveumorealex February 12, 2024

mastastic 

adj.

When something is so good you could jank to it.

Also, a really amazing masterbatory session.

Christ, you see that short skirt? Bitch be mastastic son!

I know, I had a mastastic jank sess to her the other night, I'm still sore!

mastastic by jimmy patrick February 19, 2008

mattistics 

when one creates an unbelievable and astounding stat off the cuff, convincing only himself that it is the truth.

Guy1: nah man i dont go to the gym anymore, you know if you think hard enough you burn 300 calories

Guy2: sh*t sonnnn hes comin out with the Mattistics again

mattistics by hdotman March 17, 2011

motasticate

To have sex with, or attempt to have sex with, a vegetable or fruit, often unsuccessfully.

"Frank motasticated the watermelon, but forgot to cut a hole."

motasticate by Brian January 20, 2005

Postistic 

Whenever someone posts something on Facebook or the internet containing a statistic / agenda / etc or whatever and thinks that sharing it is a "Form of Activism". (Aka Postistics)

I saw a postistic that showed the dangers of water. 100% of drownings happen because of water!! Let's do something about it!

Postistic by Big E Dude February 27, 2013

Motastic

Fantastic - but better!

Wow man. That sure was one motastic piece off coolness.

Motastic by Bob17 October 4, 2005

Moisticle 

Noun-{mois•tickle}

Def. (A contraction of moist-dick-hole)

1. Used to describe a profound piece of shit; a deadbeat of epic proportions
2. Any and all law enforcement agents

Adj.- Moisticular (mois-tick-you-lar)
1. Depicting a very unfortunate or undesirable situation or event

Noun
1. Those cops last night were such moiticles!!
2. -Oh no, are those headlights moist or non-moist?

- Yeah that is a cop car, oh no!
3. I don't think the moisticle has ever done anything worthwhile in his entire life!
Adj.
1. -So, how did it go last night?
-Oh, it was so Moisticular!

Moisticle by V-sloth September 25, 2020